Total Medals Earned: 92 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,165 Points
Medals Earned: 7/10 (35/50 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/125 points)
You Freaking Idiot
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Get Sniped By A Camper
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 3/14 (40/280 points)
Get a tile value of 12.
Get a tile value of 13.
Get a tile value of 14.
Get a tile value of 15.
Get a tile value of 16.
Score 500 or more against 1 easy opponent.
Score 460 or more against 1 medium opponent.
Score 420 or more against 1 hard opponent.
Score 325 or more against 2 easy opponents.
Score 300 or more against 2 medium opponents.
Score 275 or more against 2 hard opponents.
Score 250 or more against 3 easy opponents.
Score 225 or more against 3 medium opponents.
Score 200 or more against 3 hard opponents.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (130/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without dying
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without a helper
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/280 points)
Beat the first level.
Beat Broyon, the first boss in this game.
Beat Hell Fighter, the second boss.
Beat level 25.
Get 100 Hit Points.
Get 200 max stamina.
Do 15 combo.
Medals Earned: 6/50 (35/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Survive death
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
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